Kids say the dardest things

Me: "I hate taxes"
Fenton: "me too".
oh really!!

Fenton: "ok the deal is off" 
ok, what deal and who are you to say it is off?

Fenton had a hard time waking up.  He did not eat his lunch before his nap, so when he woke up he asked for a cookie.  I said no and that lead into 45 minutes of him crying.  He then came up and asked for a graham cracker. I gave him 4.  He finished those and wanted more.  I gave him 2 more and he said no I don't want 2. So I said "do you want zero?" and he said yes.  I laughed and took away his graham crackers.  He looked at me then said "I wanted zero"  and was all mad so being the nice mom that I am I gave him back the 2 graham crackers and he kept saying "no, I wanted zero, this isn't zero i wanted zero" so I took them from him again and he continued to cry waiting for me to give him zero.  Fenton does not quite understand that zero is bad and that he should never want zero.  I laughed while he was crying to me to give him zero.